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Mars Smart Sports Protectors With Smart Technology.

Worm holes are only in outer space millions of light years away-time-space-distance-curvature E=mc2. Talk about a curve nobody wants to go on. Take a-walk-about in the outback of Australia to get to your destination two to three times faster.  Maybe even eleven times faster If it is possible to get to your destination do the E=mc2. Ok I am just joking worm holes are really only for outer-space and for humans really not possible. Hey but what about a mole-rat? Yeah right most humans would say that’s a sick joke a rat or rodent doing time-space-distance-curvature E=mc2 not possible! Cats and dogs can’t even worm-hole let alone do math of any kind. But then cut the HTML in rat lab University course and there you got a different type of rat. Ok enough said but how about a real cool tunnel system on a super-hot-city-day?????? Then imagine the hills, mountains or even the beach to take you away with computer life simulation for your mind only no disruptions right? ………. No this is not a 007 movie where the hero vs the villain to save the planet. These are just plain simple folks who want good mind and body without over marketing, too many volcano moments and too much consumption of earth’s natural resources. Well maybe this is the closest thing to Buddhism for humans urban and rural. Don’t be afraid to come into the dark tunnel to view for your eyes only. Remember this is not an Elon Musk Train Project, rock band, or occult paganism. Just a peep into the naked-mole-rat-highway-tunnel-system of eusocial behavior for the common good. Peeping Tom’s not welcomed but all real 365/24/7 workers and exercise enthusiaists a must. The sun, Mars, asteroids and meteorites are for above and the rest stay below, low and cool like the naked-mole-rat. Soon @ MOLERAT.COM for your Mars Smart Technology Protector.



Ratters #SIA1100 Low Level $34.00 U.S. Dollars Sleek Polished aerospace metals with embossed logo slightly lighter weight and thinner






Black protective coating for a smooth ride

Volcano # SIA6600 Mid Level $45.00 U.S. Dollars Black protective coating for a smooth ride gold logo good on errands or moderate exercise










Bank-Vole # SIA1300 Advanced Sports $50.00 U.S. Dollars Matt finish aerospace metal with no worming technology and an polished back with embossed logo. Very slightly heavier










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DO NOT USE Mars Smart Protectors with smart, cellular, digital or electronic technologies while on your body, in your clothing or back-pack. This product IS NOT compatible with powered up digital and electronic technologies on your body.  This product is NOT compatible for indoor living